*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself
me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand
ok same
My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.
Me: I just got stabbed I’m bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”— Oscar Wilde
do not put ur life on hold because of how u feel about ur body. don’t postpone trips or cute clothes because u want to wait until u are thin. life is happening right now. u r beautiful right now.
